The Quorum President
There is a high councilman, a relief society president, and elders president who all were touring in the middle east. They were taken captive by a radical anti-american group. These three were told that they would be shot at dawn, but each could have his last wish. The relief society president asked to be given the chance to sing her favorite hymn one last time. The high councilman asked to be able to give his favorite high council talk one more time. The elder's quorum president asked that he be allowed to hear the sister sing, but that they would please shoot him before the high councilman spoke.

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