Itemized Cow Purchase

A farmer had been thoroughly taken many times by a certain car dealer in town. One day, the dealer told the farmer he'd like to come out to the farm and see about buying a cow.

The farmer told him to come on out, then attached the following price information to one of the cows:

Basic Cow$500
Two tone exterior45
Extra Stomachs75
Straw Chopper120
Four Spigots40
Cowhide Upholstery125
Automatic Flyswatter38
Fertilizer Attachment185

Last modified November 23, 2001
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