The Swede and the Duck

The Swedes do not have a very good reputation on Mallorca (islands near Spain) regarding their cultural erudition.
A Swede is carrying a duck under his arms while trying to enter
a restaurant on Mallorca. The maitre d' looks at him:

"Why did you bring this pig with you?"

Says the Swede: "This isn't a pig! It's a duck."

Maitre d': "Shut up, I'm talking to the duck."

Last modified November 23, 2001
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